Aries:
You enter December with “I can fix this” energy. Spoiler: you cannot. But you will absolutely try anyway. Finals turn you into a feral academic gremlin, powered only by iced coffee and spite. A crush might flirt with you and you’ll forget how to behave. End of the month: surprisingly triumphant??
Taurus:
You’re trying to be calm, but life keeps throwing you little inconveniences that make you want to fight the air. You will buy at least one comfort snack per meltdown. Love is confusing because someone gives you mixed signals and you read them like ancient runes. By month’s end, you’re stable again (mostly).
Gemini:
December grabs you by the ankles and drags you through 12 social events, 6 study groups, and 1 crisis you caused accidentally. You will thrive though. Someone flirts with you and you immediately forget everyone else exists. Finals? You’ll wing it and somehow succeed and everyone will be mad but impressed.
Cancer:
Your emotions hit MAX LEVEL this month. Someone says “good morning” and suddenly you’re thinking about your entire life journey. You will trauma dump to the wrong person. You will also cry over a dog you saw once. But don’t worry, you get a wholesome moment mid month that heals your soul a little.
Leo:
You wake up every day giving “I am the main character of this holiday special.” You slay. You sparkle. You lowkey terrorize people with your
confidence. But around the 18th you randomly go into deep introspection and scare everyone. You end the month fabulous again and narrating your life like a movie.
Virgo:
You’re holding this entire campus together with your planner and pure rage. Finals turn you into a spreadsheet demon. You will correct someone’s group project formatting and they will fear you. Romance looks cute but you might analyze your way out of it. End of the month: peaceful, because winter break exists.
Libra:
December starts with you being confused about everything. Plans? Unsure. Crush? Who knows. Schedule? Ha. But halfway through the month you suddenly become unstoppable again. Charming, glowing, making friends you’ll forget by January. Love life = messy but entertaining.
Scorpio:
You’re on menace mode. You read everyone’s vibes correctly and choose violence anyway. You’ll leave people on read for sport. Your villain arc is thriving. But secretly you’re soft this month and won’t admit it. End of December: you win something (emotionally or academically) and celebrate by pretending you don’t care.
Sagittarius:
You want freedom, adventure, anything except FINAL EXAMS. You will procrastinate. You will regret. You will also somehow scrape by through sheer chaotic luck. Romance is tempting but unstable because you’re bored easily. End of the month: planning a trip you absolutely cannot afford.
Capricorn:
December is your power season. You’re unstoppable. A productivity machine. A winter themed robot. But someone will drag you to a party and you’ll shock everyone by actually having fun. A classmate might ask you for help and you’ll lowkey adopt them. End of the month: thriving, terrifying, iconic.
Aquarius:
Your brain updates mid month like a glitching NPC. Before that, you’re sending mixed messages, forgetting assignments, and possibly losing your ID twice. But after the mental patch installs? Boom… genius unlocked. Creativity, clarity, and maybe even a successful flirtation. You end the month vibing in your own dimension.
Pisces:
You’re floating through the month in a sparkly disaster aura. Finals stress hits you spiritually. You might fall in love with two people and a fictional character. You cry once a week but also laugh for no reason. Mid month you get a burst of inspiration that saves your GPA. End of month soft, cute, slightly delusional.