Editor’s Note: Xav is off campus spending the holiday break with his hubby, so you probably should ignore my astrological outlook for the week! –Loneleigh
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19 Stay hydrated for Rush! Don’t be forced to melt the yellow snow in front of Sigma house.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20 Poor college student, take advantage of those free pastries at Starpugs after 11pm! They’re not really that stale after sitting out all day.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21 You will run into someone from your past at the Palace Theatre. Don’t hesitate to reintroduce yourself, quietly.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22 Your constant pandering to Sons of Mayhem leadership makes you look ridiculous, Loneleigh. Oh, wait.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22 Your friend spent the last of their money on a cheer uniform so they can’t bail you out if you get into trouble at Rush. Be on your best behavior!
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22 Finally ask that person you’ve been eyeing up at the Iron Horse out on a date! Impress them with the beef bulgogi at Little Seoul.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23 Are you looking for a buff guy to deliver holiday decor to your dorm room? Check out the trees from Beaver Hardwood!
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21 Stop by Rebel Customs if this is your first winter driving in the Bay State! Chains on your tires are legal and cool!
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21 Send some lovely pink cupcakes from the Sweet Spot to the new Tri Pi leadership. Congratulations, Lizzy and Royce!
♑ Capricorn (Goat): December 22–January 19 Pack your backpack and make a beeline for the new poetry club. More news to come in a future issue of The Beaver Pride!
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18 Keep your eyes peeled for a streaker! Bobb is now a brother so he will not repeat last Rush’s prank… or will he?
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20 Word on the street is… Rosalind Parker is single and interested. Think up the most scathing comment ever to impress her!