On Monday, September 1st, the MEH House hosted their Lost Found and Freaky event—and let’s just say, it lived up to its name in ways none of us could have predicted.
According to Cassi Crush, “When MEH House cracked open their Lost and Found box, they didn’t just find forgotten belongings… they unleashed pure chaos. Bonni revealed her sacred wish-granting panties (yes, rub the kitty, make a wish). Ziggy proudly introduced Hakuna McNugget™, the possum with the most legendary reputation in Greek Row history. Belli tried—unsuccessfully—to convince us her spider, Nosy, was “sweet.” Alex flaunted Lane’s weed-scented slippers like they were holy relics. Guinness traumatized the crowd by recounting the lore of the Ass-Cheek Benjamin™. And in an act of poetic balance, Mari reclaimed the fabled Cock Bong, restoring order to the universe… sort of.
To top it all off, I unearthed a glitter-stained diary that may or may not belong to a certain Tri-Pi princess (jury’s still out on that one).
We laughed, we roasted, we uncovered things that absolutely should have stayed buried. And somehow, against all odds, MEH House is still standing.
One final note: if you lost your dignity at this event, babes, it’s official—MEH House claims it as their property now.”
To all of you who did not attend this event—for whatever reason—consider this your fair warning. If you plan to show up in the future, know what you’re walking into. Be aware. Be prepared. Because Lost & Found means one thing at MEH: pure chaos.
